Rock N' Roll.

Praise Me, It’s My Birthday!

Ohhh Gosh!!!!

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I wanna grab and have my way with you honey!

I wanna say you’re cute and to kiss you softly

and rub my hands all over your body

you’re milky white skin, your flawless beauty

I need you girl I need you now to touch you softly

I need you girl I want to tell it in your ear softly

I need to say it want to say it but what comes out, nothing.

I don’t know how to tell you I want to feel your body.

And it gets stronger as you come closer to me.

If I don’t say a thing as you walk by we’ll never be

I don’t know what to say I want to act rashly

I want to place my hands all over your body.

Hot Showers, and A Cool Bed! (I Like That!)

Baby I want you to get the t virus!

So you can hunger for me tonight!

I want you to tackle me down!

Jump on me and go to town!

You never pay attention to me,

You pass me by without glancing,

So I’ll administer the t virus!

So you could put your mouth on me!

Now you’re a bloodthirsty zombie,

jumping walls, chasing after me.

But baby I don’t mind your crazy

I’m finding it extremely sexsi! <3

4th Of July! I Can See Fireworks!!!

People say I need to calm down!

Calm down? Calm down!? How can I calm down!??

I’m at the store,

I see cute girls,

It grants me the power to dance around!

There’s a lot of “haters” but not enough for me!

I want to piss off everybody!

Saying “He’s too cute, amazing and great at dancing!”

Making us look prude as we cross our arms frowning!

I just want to kiss all these girls, actually.

Well, the cute ones with nice styles that is.

With a Dentyne Ice tongue and soft glossy lips.

It makes me smile just thinking about it.

New beginnings!

I wanna be your friend now baby,

No this can’t work out!

I see your friends and I’m reminded,

I can’t have one woman now

I know you still want me girl,

And we can mess around,

Invite your friends to party

so we can all get down!

Set me up with your girlfriends

I need to get my fill

They wear short skirts that I like

And I want to get my fill

Wearing shirts that fit tight

And I’m going to get a feel

Then we can go steady

Girl, believe me this is real.

Light My Fire

Hello officer I’m in love with you

You wear you hair up tight and tell me what to do

Tell me to step out of the car and pat me down low

you don’t need back up girl you got back all on your own

Hello officer I want to touch on you

Its only fair since I do what you tell me to

You say I’m too dangerous to have while on patrol

You got me handcuffed you’re taking me to your home!

I Never I Never I Never Liked Black Licorice!

You’re always so hot!

Oh, but sweet inside!

You wear my favorite colors,

It makes me want you more!

I never leave without you by my side!

Because I like to hold you,

Because you’re so delicious!

Everyone says I’m lucky!

I’m lucky to have you around!

Because if I left you alone,

They’d all try to suck you down!

you’re slim and I like it

you’re thick where it counts

Oooh, I want you now,

I’m gonna get you now!

Overwhelming when I taste you,

My mouth waters when I undress you,

Undress you and I eat you!

Chili watermelon lollipop!

Post Post POST!

I’m getting another job for you,

So I can buy nice things for you!

Diamonds, pearls, you know it’s true!

You love things worth money, don’t you?

You’re my type, but a lesbian too!

I’ll work over time, cuz I need you!

To look at me with those sparkly eyes,

Hug me, make my dreams realized!

I’ll bring you anything you like!

So you can look my way with sparkly eyes!

I want to forget you don’t like guys,

If I flash cash, would you change your mind?

You’re the cutest girl in the galaxy!

If I flash cash, won’t you fall for me?

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I’m so tired, my body can’t move

I’ve worked out hard just to impress you!

and I’m feeling it, my muscles ache.

I heard you want a real beefcake?

I don’t know, but I can see

You talk to guys with muscularity

So I’ll beef up, and eat lots of cake!

So if I say hi, you would talk to me!

Let’s Be Friends Forever!

They take me out on Friday nights!
Insist on buying drinks for me,
They hand me drinks, and dance with me
They give me more, get close to me.
These girls want to take care of me.
They want to have their fun with me.
To take me over to my place,
they want to spend the night with me.
I try not to get too close to girls
They’ve gotten fed up and now rebelled!
Giving me drinks, giving me music,
So they can hold me in their arms.
I keep my distance usually,
when girls want to kiss casually.
They’ve gotten fed up, fed up with waiting.
and devised a plot to take advantage of me.
I may be old fashioned, I believe in dating.
I’m very discreet when it comes to kissing.
Some girls I meet want to sleep with me,
Without a first date, upon first meeting.

Can I Eat Cereal With You?

Fruity Pebbles next to you

Is a dream I can’t shake!

I’ve been thinking of way to ask you,

So far I’ve been blank.

I stare at the stars all night

And wish you’d come around.

Thank you Zeus!

What you did was cute!

She sat next to me and I made my move!

We went out on Friday,

We went to a club!

Guys tried to rub their junk

All over you, I showed them up!

My dynamite dance moves blew them away!

We got drunk and sped to my place!

the next morning I woke up!

Made us coffee, and called your name!

I served you a gigantic bowl!

Of my favorite cereal!

You stood up, didn’t sit down.

Looked and stared, a solemn frown.

Asked me for some frosted flakes,

I called a cab, said “Take her away!!!”

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Btw, I Love Chinese Food!

I want something to get me excited!

Something that makes me feel like fire!

Always dancing till I get tired,

Burn out and die.

Nothing else gets me feeling like it

But when I drink hot coffee, yes it

BURNS BURNS BURNS

and makes me wince,

It gives me energy and I love it!

Let’s forget about food and have coffee icepops!

Freezer burning my mouth and good for weightloss!

Making me waste away and still have energy!

I think I shall because I’m gaining….

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Maybe I should quit and fly in the sky!

I’m talking about commiting suicide,

I’m just kidding, this is just a dark time.

Forgot to save my game last night.

Spent countless hours and lost sleep.

I didn’t get to see any cute sheep!

That makes me kinda sorta angry.

No sheep, sleep, our game saving.

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I want to be a chef and cook lotsa food!

Eat it eat it eat it eat it, and eat it too!

I should do it and be obese, moo!

Go on disability and stop working too!

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:P